tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32238099952973392932011-07-07T21:48:06.706-07:00ADMINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00333088390832346441noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223809995297339293.post-46064525066920014512010-02-18T00:33:00.000-08:002010-02-18T01:52:28.839-08:00<B><font color="white">Success will never lower it's standard to accommodate us, <br />We have to raise our standard to achieve it.<br />"FOR EVERY BIRD, GOD PROVIDES FOOD BUT NOT IN THEIR NEST"<br /><br />Life is a rope that swing up through hope,<br />So always believe that today is better than yesterday,<br />And tomorrow will be much better than today..<br /><br />Smooth roads never make good drivers,<br />Clear sky never makes good pilots,<br />Problem free life never makes a strong person,<br />So dont ask life "Y ME",<br />Instead say "TRY ME"...<br /><br />Friendship isn't <br />How you Forget, but how you Forgive,<br />Not how you Listen, but how you Understand,<br />& Not how you Let Go, but how you Hold On...!!!!<br /><br />3 little truths of life:<br />There's always a <br />Little truth behind every "Just kidding",<br />Little knowledge behind every "I don't know",<br />And a little emotion behind every "I don't care"..</font></b><br /><a href="http://www.AllBlogTools.com/"><img src="http://www.allblogtools.com/MiSc/Signature-Generator/holdz/z4b7d0d6845a76.gif" alt="Blogger Templates" width="85" height="40" border="0" /></a><br /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3223809995297339293-4606452506692001451?l=smsloot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ADMINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00333088390832346441noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223809995297339293.post-71012384562378685222010-02-16T08:08:00.000-08:002010-02-16T09:05:16.566-08:00<img src="http://retrothing.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/18/smileys.jpg" width=100 height=65><p><br /><font color="#F8F8F8" face="verdana">Can v do romance in the evening today?<br />I'm in a good mood<br />Just a little bit of kissing and biting<br />reply me soon!<br />urs lovingly<br />"MOSQUITO"<br /><br />Every Indian women is RANI LAXMI BAI in her life.<br />RANI - Before marriage.<br />LAXMI - After marriage.<br />BAI - After children.<br /><br />If I was an artist,<br />you would be my picture!<br />If I was a poet,<br />you would be my inspiration!<br />If I was an author you would be my story!<br />But I'm only a cartoonist!<br /><br />Medical Shayari<br /><br />When you breathe, you respire!<br />Wah Wah!<br /><br />When you breathe, you respire!<br />Wah Wah!<br /><br />When you don't breathe, you expire!<br />Wah Wah, kya baat hai!</font></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3223809995297339293-7101238456237868522?l=smsloot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ADMINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00333088390832346441noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223809995297339293.post-75850507834402604422010-02-16T05:35:00.000-08:002010-02-16T08:27:29.962-08:00<img src="http://images.zaazu.com/img/pants-down-pants-butt-joke-smiley-emoticon-000585-large.gif" width=80 height=60><p><br /><font face="verdana" color="#E8E8E8">Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?<br />Both don't exist.<br /><br />Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?<br />Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.<br /><br />Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?<br />Student: "Father in law".<br /><br />Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.<br />Rest have<br />Girlfriends<br /><br />A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER- Dear Marie, Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me... But U have Crackjacked my Heart, Bcoz I have a Little Heart, Now I m in 50/50 position...<br /><br />An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?<br />Sweeper: I have the job.</font></p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3223809995297339293-7585050783440260442?l=smsloot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ADMINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00333088390832346441noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3223809995297339293.post-55432559132735773872010-02-16T05:26:00.000-08:002010-02-16T06:17:11.238-08:00<p><br /><font color="#FFFFFF" face="verdana">1 Girl Ask 2 Pappu : Woh Kia Hai Jo Cow<br />K Paas 4 Or Mere Paas 2 Hain?<br />Pappu : Legs<br />Girl : Woh Kia Hai Jo Tumhari Pant<br /><br />Main Hai Aur Meri Pant Mein Nahi Hai?<br />Pappu: Paisay<br />Girl : Woh Kia Hai Jo Log Din Main<br />Karne K Bajaye Ko Raat Bistar Pe Kartay Hain<br /><br />Pappu: Neend Puri Karte Hain<br />Girl : Woh Kia Hai Jo Larki<br />Pehli Daffa Karwate Huye Pain<br />Ki Wajah Se Roti Hai?<br /><br />Pappu : Kaan Main Ched<br />Moral : Aap Bhi Apni Zehniat<br />Pappu Ki Tarhan Saaf Rakhain</font></p><br /><br /><!--more--!><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3223809995297339293-5543255913273577387?l=smsloot.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>ADMINhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00333088390832346441noreply@blogger.com0